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The spring semester just started and I'm already salty af.

So during high school I was friends with this girl who made me feel bad about my sexuality. Idk why I stayed friends with her for four years. Being lonely was a stupid excuse. Anyways, she's an asshole, but she goes to the same university and we don't talk anymore.

I unfriended this bitch months ago on...pretty much everything. She tried to message me on Facebook this past Monday, but I basically opened the message without responding (I don't remember what it said, I skimmed). I'm being salty because she needs to take a hint. If you fuck me over you're gone, and that's it. 

We have a seminar class together every Tuesday FML. 

Also my ex followed my writing and sketch blog...? My girlfriend is delighted (heavy, heavy sarcasm). This doesn't bother me as much as her posting a link to one of my rough drafts on here, one that I wrote two years ago that was basically post break-up angst. Lol wtf

At least I like most of my classes and professors. 
  • Listening to: Soul Eater OP
  • Reading: This
  • Drinking: Sprite
        Cat:
[ ] - You take pleasure in fooling/tricking people
[x] - You're easily scared
[x] - You hate getting dirty 
[x] - You can be really flirty when you want to
[ ] - You keep your hair long
[ ] - You don't like getting wet unless you're bathing
[x] - You like to just lounge about
[x]- You get annoyed easily
[x]- You like seafood
[ ]- You can spend hours trying to make yourself look good
Total for cat: 6

Dog:
[ ] - You're almost always smiling
[x] - You're nice to most people and like to get to know people before you judge them
[x] - You rarely resort to violence
[x] - You would NEVER hurt your friends
[x] - You really like tickling people, just to see if they're ticklish
[x] - You stand up for others 
[x] - You would tell everyone that you love them if it wasn't so hard on your reputation
[ ] - You don't get angry easily
[x] - You share your food with people who are out of lunch money  
Total for dog : 7

Fish:
[ ] - You're really good at swimming 
[ ] - You like to swim
[x] - You like sparkly things
[x] - You are really ticklish  
[x] - You can fit through almost any space
[x] - You've gotten stuck in a net or/and rope before 
[ ] - You're romantically lost
[x] - You're really good at keeping a straight face when you need to 
[ ] - You aren't very drawn to people who "stand out"
[ ] - You can wear just about anything
Total for fish: 5

Bug:
[ ] - You like to wear bright colors
[ ] - You like vegetables
[ ] - Your entire life revolves around sparkly things
[x] - You always worry about falling prey to bullies/gossipers
[x] - You're terrified of things that other people aren't scared of 
[x] - You aren't afraid of some things that other people are terrified of
[ ]  - You have been told that you lack emotion 
[ ] - You keep your opinions to yourself
[x] - You can be social one minute and a loner the next, and vice versa
[ ] - You are a good impersonator and/or you like to dress up as things you're not 
Total for bug: 4

Rodent:
[x] - You're always prepared for something bad to happen
[x] - You make little piles of things in your room that your friends/parent(s)/guardian(s) claim is 'unorganized'
[x] - You run rather than fight from danger
[x] - You designate people to hide behind
[x] - You say "uh/er/um" a lot
[ ] - People have told you that you talk really fast before
[ ] - Sometimes you stutter
[x] - You like to have pets 
[x] - You far prefer animals than people 
[x] - You can't trust very many people 
Total for rodent: 8

Deer:
[ ] - You are prone to spelling errors
[x] - You have been told that you are pretty before in any given way 
[x] - You are modest 
[x] - You would rather run from a fight than actually fight 
[x] - You would protect the ones you love 
[x] - When you get really frustrated you cry
[x] - It breaks your heart to see ads about animal cruelty 
[ ] - You love your friends but sometimes they're mean to you 
[x] - You never say so, but you think that you're kind of pretty 
[ ] - When you were little you wanted to be a princess/prince 
Total for deer: 7
  • Listening to: Akuma No Riddle OP
  • Reading: Deviantart memes
  • Eating: Fish n chips
  • Drinking: pomegranate smoothie
Sword Tattoo by AlexParanormal
Sword Tattoo
Thank you Jeremy Cook at Black Dagger Tattoo here at ATX. Love my ink
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         Appearance:

I am 5’4 or shorter.
I have many scars.
I tan easily.
I wish my hair was a different color.
I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color. 
I have a tattoo.
I am self-conscious about my appearance. 
I have/I’ve had/I need braces.
I wear glasses.
I’d get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free, scar-free.
I’ve been told I’m attractive by a complete stranger. 
I have more than 2 piercings. 
I have piercings in places besides my ears.
I have freckles. 

Family/Home Life:
I’ve sworn in front of my parents.
I’ve been kicked out of the house.
I have a sibling less than one year old.
I want to have kids someday. 
I have children.
I’ve lost a child.

Embarrassment:
I’ve slipped out a “lol” in a spoken conversation. 
Disney movies still make me cry.
I’ve snorted while laughing. 
I’ve laughed so hard I’ve cried. 

I’ve glued my hand to something. 
I’ve laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose.
I’ve had my pants rip in public. 

Health:
I was born with a disease/impairment. 
I’ve had stitches.
I’ve broken a bone.
I’ve had my tonsils removed.
I’ve sat in a doctor’s office with a friend.
I’ve had my wisdom teeth removed.
I’ve had surgery.
I’ve had chicken pox.

Traveling:
I’ve gone over 200 miles in one day.
I’ve been to Canada.
I’ve been to Niagara Falls.
I’ve been to Japan.
I’ve Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
I’ve been to Spain.
I’ve been to Africa.
I’ve been to France.
I’ve been to London.


Experiences:

I’ve been lost in my city.
I’ve seen a shooting star.
I’ve wished on a shooting star.
I’ve seen a meteor shower.
I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas.
I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
I’ve been to a casino.

I’ve been skydiving.
I’ve gone skinny dipping.
I’ve played spin the bottle.
I’ve crashed a car.
I’ve been skiing.
I’ve been in a play.
I’ve met someone in person from the internet.

I’ve caught a snowflake on my tongue.
I’ve seen the Northern Lights.
I’ve sat on a roof top at night.

I’ve played chicken.
I’ve played a prank on someone.

I’ve ridden in a taxi.
I’ve seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
I’ve eaten Sushi.
I’ve been snowboarding.

Relationships:
I’m single.
I’m in a relationship.
I’m available.
I’m engaged.
I’m married.
I’ve gone on a blind date.
I’ve been the dumpee more than the dumper.
I miss someone right now.
I have a fear of abandonment.

I’ve been divorced.
I’ve had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back. 

Sexuality:
I’ve had a crush on someone of the same sex.
I’ve kissed a member of the same sex. 
I’ve had sex with more than one person at the same time.
I am a cuddler.
I’ve been kissed in the rain.
I’ve had sex outdoors.
I’ve hugged a stranger.
I have kissed a stranger.
I have had sex with a stranger.

Honesty/Crime:
I’ve done something I promised someone else I wouldn’t.
I have lied to my parents about where I am.

I am keeping a secret from the world.
I’ve cheated while playing a game.

I’ve run a red light.
I’ve been suspended from school.
I’ve witnessed a crime.
I’ve been in a fist fight.
I’ve been arrested.
I’ve shoplifted.

Drugs/Alcohol:
I’ve consumed alcohol. 
I’ve smoked a cigarette. 
I(‘ve) smoke(d) pot.

I regularly drink.
I’ve taken painkillers when I didn’t need them.
I’ve done hard drugs.
I’ve been addicted to an illegal drug.

  • Listening to: whatever the fuck project my roomie is doing
  • Reading: Deviantart memes
  • Drinking: Orange Red Bull
The spring semester just started and I'm already salty af.

So during high school I was friends with this girl who made me feel bad about my sexuality. Idk why I stayed friends with her for four years. Being lonely was a stupid excuse. Anyways, she's an asshole, but she goes to the same university and we don't talk anymore.

I unfriended this bitch months ago on...pretty much everything. She tried to message me on Facebook this past Monday, but I basically opened the message without responding (I don't remember what it said, I skimmed). I'm being salty because she needs to take a hint. If you fuck me over you're gone, and that's it. 

We have a seminar class together every Tuesday FML. 

Also my ex followed my writing and sketch blog...? My girlfriend is delighted (heavy, heavy sarcasm). This doesn't bother me as much as her posting a link to one of my rough drafts on here, one that I wrote two years ago that was basically post break-up angst. Lol wtf

At least I like most of my classes and professors. 
  • Listening to: Soul Eater OP
  • Reading: This
  • Drinking: Sprite

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I'm an 19. Writing and drawing cartoons are just two passions of mine. It's my escape from the world. I'm an introvert, but I'm still learning about love and friendship. Writing is my reason for being alive.

Happily in a relationship with :iconz0mbiep4nda:
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BettyPimm Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
THANKS SO MUCH FOR THE FAVE! 

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AlexParanormal Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
heh no problem!
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Kia-Bird Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Thanks for the watch! I really appreciate it!
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AlexParanormal Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Hey it's no problem at all
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GirlyRainbowVampire Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Give ♥ This♥ To ♥ The ♥ Twelve ♥ Nicest ♥ People ♥ You ♥ Know ♥ If ♥ You ♥ Get ♥ Five ♥ Back ♥ You ♥ Must ♥ Be ♥ Perfect ♥
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GirlyRainbowVampire Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
CHAINMAIL LETTER!!! YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!!!

Hi, I am Teddy. Once you read this you
cannot get out. Finish reading this
until it is done! As I said, I am
Teddy. I am 7 years old. I have no eyes
and blood all over my face. I am dead.
If you don't send this to at least 12
people I will come to your house at
midnight and I'll hide under your bed.
When you're asleep, I'll kill you.
Don't believe me?"no"
Case 1:
Patty Buckles
Got this e-mail. She doesn't believe
in chain letters. Well, Foolish Patty.
She was sleeping when her TV started
flickering on and off. Now she's not
with us anymore. Ha ha patty, Ha ha!
You don't want to be like Patty, do
you?
Case 2:
George M. Simon
Hates chain mail, but he didn't want
to die that night. He sent it to 4
people. Not good enough George. Now,
George is in a coma, we don't know if
he'll ever wake up. Ha ha George, Ha
ha! Now, do you want to be like George?
Case 3:
Valarie Tyler
She got this letter. Another chain
letter she thought. Only had 7 people
to
send to. Well, That night when she was
having a shower she saw bloody Mary
in the mirror. It was the BIGGEST
fright of her life. Valarie is scarred
for
life.
Case 4:
Derek Minse
This is the final case I'll tell you
about. Well, Derek was a smart person.
He sent it to 12 people. Later that
day, he found a $100.00 bill on the
ground. He was premoted to head
officer at his job and his girlfriend
said
yes to his purposal. Now, Katie and
him are living happily ever after.The
have 2 beautiful children.
Send this to at least 12 people or
you'll face the consequences.
0 people- You will die tonight
1-6 people- you will be injured
7-11 people- you will get the biggest
fright of your life
12 and over- you are safe and will
have good fortune
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MindlessCrown Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2013
Hey alexia its me adela :)
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LaughterLover Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013  Student Digital Artist
YOU'VE BEEN HUGGED!!

Spread the DA love around! (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!)

RULES:
1- You can hug the person who hugged you!
2- You -MUST- hug 6 other people, at least!
3- You should hug them in public! Paste it on their user page!
4- Random hugs are perfectly okay! (and sweet)
5- You should most definitely get started hugging right away!

Send This To All Your Friends, And Me If I Am 1.
If You Get 7 Back You Are Loved!

1-3 you're a bad friend
4-6 you're an ok friend
7-9 you're a good friend
10-& Up you're a great friend
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GirlyRainbowVampire Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
SORRY BUT I'M DELETING YOU FROM MY LIFE! (clicks delete!)
LOADING... ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ 99%................................ ERROR! It is impossible to delete our friendship You mean so much to me!
[[Post this to 1O people's walls who you never want to lose. If you get 3 back, you're an amazing friend.]]
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GirlyRainbowVampire Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You've been tagged [link]
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